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[His voice is a bit...odd. It's overly cheerful, quite obviously fake.]

[Filtered to Inmates]

Do you think everything about the Barge is a test? Every last moment? Do you think it purposefully puts the most horrid, rancid, despicable things on board just to screw with you?

[Private to Severus]

Hello, Snivellus. Why is your evil arse skulking about, allowed to draw breath, when so many good people are dead?

Wichita said I would be tested. Better you than the rat. But stay away from me. I don't need one of Voldemort's minions to remind me of what he did to James and Lily and what he tried to do to Harry.

How do you live with yourself?

[Private to Wichita]

You knew Snivellus was on board and you didn't tell me. Thanks. I could have ran right into his ugly face in a corridor and then what?

[Private to Merlin]

I hear you're a wizard. Why didn't you tell me?

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Anything they can do to break us.

If it is a test, I fear I have already found mine. But it isn't anything here.

My name is Ravenna, by the way.

Are you referring to anything in particular?

Like the star?

I am Persephone.

But you knew of him and you had to have known we were from the same bloody place, yes? Worth a small mention?

Why do you think I'm still in my room? I told him to stay away from me. But if this Barge business is bollocks, if you were lying to me about everything, then all bets are off.

I'm merely asking my fellow inmates a series of questions. Care to comment?

I've considered many things I've encountered to be tests. I'm asking you if you've come across any. You had a reason to want to ask, after all.

I can cheat if it makes things go the way I want them to go. The problem is, I don't want to leave and go back to the way things are. I want to leave and change things.

So, what do we do about it?

So you've found your test, but it isn't on the Barge? Is that what you mean?

That's a pretty name. My name is Sirius. Sirius Black, not that the surname matters much.

Yes.

I haven't a surname. We have no need of them in the marshes.

Yes, exactly like the star. Bit of a tradition in my family.

Persephone, like the goddess?

I am the Goddess.

So you must want to get off the Barge.

My surname has brought me nothing but trouble. I'd gladly live in the marshes and do without it.

How long have you been here?

Someone from my world is here. That is a test.

More than you can ever hope to know.

[You get a laugh for that.] I fear only women live in the marshes. Men don't travel our trails.

Not long. Is it obvious?

Then I hope you find a speedy way off this rust bucket.

[He snickers.] Oh. Well, I have no desire to become a eunuch, so I better stay put.

You... [A bit taken aback]

The actual Goddess? From the myths?

Yes, the Goddess of the Spring and the Queen of the Underworld.

...

[Ladies and gentleman, take a picture. Sirius Black is speechless. A little.]

I...blimey. How did you end up here?

You have trouble occupying the same space as a person you know?

We don't castrate anyone. You would just sire our daughters and we would send you own your way.

It is a very long story, Sirius. I was once a warden here.

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