*002* Audio

[sirius_sit_down]

[His voice is a bit...odd. It's overly cheerful, quite obviously fake.]

[Filtered to Inmates]

Do you think everything about the Barge is a test? Every last moment? Do you think it purposefully puts the most horrid, rancid, despicable things on board just to screw with you?

[Private to Severus]

Hello, Snivellus. Why is your evil arse skulking about, allowed to draw breath, when so many good people are dead?

Wichita said I would be tested. Better you than the rat. But stay away from me. I don't need one of Voldemort's minions to remind me of what he did to James and Lily and what he tried to do to Harry.

How do you live with yourself?

[Private to Wichita]

You knew Snivellus was on board and you didn't tell me. Thanks. I could have ran right into his ugly face in a corridor and then what?

[Private to Merlin]

I hear you're a wizard. Why didn't you tell me?

Comments

[Inmate Filter.]

[persephonepearl.livejournal.com]

Yes, I believe this to be so. My father does whatever he can to make things miserable for us.

Re: [Inmate Filter.]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Is your father the Admiral???

Private

[subtlescience]

I didn't expect such a hasty response to Harding's idiocy. Then again, that is likely more to do with the intervening years since I've had to endure your swaggering self-importance.

But where are my manners? Welcome aboard, Inmate Black. I trust you find the Barge preferable to Azkaban?

Re: Private

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Swaggering self-importance? At least I wasn't hiding like a coward. But that's all you snakes are, cowards. Cowards hiding behind your masks and your delusional Dark Lord.

Seriously. How do you do it? How you get up in the morning, knowing what you are? Knowing what's been done? It must be wonderful not to have a soul.

Inmate filter, audio

[lifeafterhope.livejournal.com]

Yes... though it could be worse yet.

Re: Inmate filter, audio

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Are you speaking from experience?

Inmate Filter - magic peeps gotta stick together

[marsh-witch.livejournal.com]

I have yet to run into anything truly rancid.

Re: Inmate Filter - magic ftw!

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Severus Snape. He always stunk of cat urine and unwashed feet whilst we were in school.

inmate filer

[neuroticalson.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it is. A misguided, poorly executed test.

Re: inmate filer

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Is it possible to pass such a misguided, poorly executed test, or are we well and truly buggered?

[Inmates]

[fuckyoucynthia]

It's all a joke. [Someone is bitter in zero.]

[Private]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

So, what do we do about it?

[Private] ASSUMING HE WAS WANDED

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

I didn't know the extent of your relationship with him. I've been doing research as fast as I can, but I wasn't aware that some sort of disclaimer was necessary. I wasn't purposefully hiding it from you -- if that were the case, I would've blocked your communications from one another, which is totally within my power.

Remember that I've entrusted you with the responsibility of your wand. Don't throw it back in my face by doing something stupid.

Re: [Private] OH HE WAS WANDED

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

But you knew of him and you had to have known we were from the same bloody place, yes? Worth a small mention?

Why do you think I'm still in my room? I told him to stay away from me. But if this Barge business is bollocks, if you were lying to me about everything, then all bets are off.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

Are you referring to anything in particular?

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

I'm merely asking my fellow inmates a series of questions. Care to comment?

[creatingalegacy]

Of course it's all a test.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

But is it a test we can pass, or is it purposefully skewed so we can't?

Filter

[future-games.livejournal.com]

I never thought of it that way. I'd believe it. There's no obvious reason for all these things to happen.

Re: Filter

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

How long have you been here?

Inmate filter, delicious text.

[ifightfor]

No.

Barge system causally deterministic; however, full ruleset unknown.

((ooc: lol spelling fix makes the world go round.))

Re: Inmate filter, delicious text.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean?

[Inmate Filter]

[truth_is_cold]

Everything is a test, in my opinion. Even off of this ship.

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

You're probably right. I wish I had known that sooner.

Inmate Filter

[darknessb4me]

[Blunt and American accented, but with a drawl that just screams Slytherin:]

No. You're not that special, neither is anyone else. Whatever it is, it's just bad luck.

Re: Inmate Filter

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

You mean the world doesn't revolve around me?

So you think it's all a big coincidence?

Private

[takeyouapart.livejournal.com]

You...didn't ask?

Re: Private

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

It's your business, mate. You're a warden and I'm an inmate. Why should you talk to the likes of me?

I did ask you what you do, and you told me you're a manservant. Which isn't quite a wizard.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

All of the above, regarding the barge. Welcome to the rest of your life.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Thanks, mate. I'm going to get out the balloons and have a party. Or learn to love everything I hate.