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[His voice is a bit...odd. It's overly cheerful, quite obviously fake.]

[Filtered to Inmates]

Do you think everything about the Barge is a test? Every last moment? Do you think it purposefully puts the most horrid, rancid, despicable things on board just to screw with you?

[Private to Severus]

Hello, Snivellus. Why is your evil arse skulking about, allowed to draw breath, when so many good people are dead?

Wichita said I would be tested. Better you than the rat. But stay away from me. I don't need one of Voldemort's minions to remind me of what he did to James and Lily and what he tried to do to Harry.

How do you live with yourself?

[Private to Wichita]

You knew Snivellus was on board and you didn't tell me. Thanks. I could have ran right into his ugly face in a corridor and then what?

[Private to Merlin]

I hear you're a wizard. Why didn't you tell me?

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Yes, I believe this to be so. My father does whatever he can to make things miserable for us.

Is your father the Admiral???

I believe so, yes. My wardens tells me that this is not so, but I do not believe him. This is something that he would do to mortals and to punish me for my decisions.

I didn't expect such a hasty response to Harding's idiocy. Then again, that is likely more to do with the intervening years since I've had to endure your swaggering self-importance.

But where are my manners? Welcome aboard, Inmate Black. I trust you find the Barge preferable to Azkaban?

Swaggering self-importance? At least I wasn't hiding like a coward. But that's all you snakes are, cowards. Cowards hiding behind your masks and your delusional Dark Lord.

Seriously. How do you do it? How you get up in the morning, knowing what you are? Knowing what's been done? It must be wonderful not to have a soul.

Yes... though it could be worse yet.

It's hard to know what's truth and what's lies around here, isn't it? Here I'm being fed all this talk about second chances and saving someone, now I'm seeing my old enemy has been on the Barge all along. My Warden knew and didn't tell me.

Are you speaking from experience?

Your first lesson, mortal, is that wardens lie. They are also rather stupid and unorganized.

Let's say experience and possibility.

I expect I get up in the morning knowing what I am the same way you get up in the morning knowing all your friends are either dead or traitors.

I was afraid of that. I should have known it was too good to be true. Rather, I knew it was too good to be true, but a part of me didn't care.

Lesson learned.

At least I had friends. You've never had anything of the sort.

Bugger off, Snivellus. I'm losing my desire to play by the rules. You aren't the rat but if I squint hard enough, I can pretend you are.

I have yet to run into anything truly rancid.

If what I've discovered today is a taste of what's to come, you're probably right. I'm sure it's only the beginning.

Yeah, I think it is. A misguided, poorly executed test.

Severus Snape. He always stunk of cat urine and unwashed feet whilst we were in school.

While that is revolting, should I hate him simply because you do?

Is it possible to pass such a misguided, poorly executed test, or are we well and truly buggered?

It's all a joke. [Someone is bitter in zero.]

No. You're welcome to like him if you so choose. Everyone has free will, last time I checked.

Although, now that I'm on this rust bucket, I'm starting to wonder.

It's nice to meet you, by the way. I'm glad you haven't come across anything rancid. I was doing well until I found out this toerag was on board. I figure it's part of the test, but now I'm wondering if any of us are meant to pass.

That depends on how you feel about cheating.

What is your name?

I didn't know the extent of your relationship with him. I've been doing research as fast as I can, but I wasn't aware that some sort of disclaimer was necessary. I wasn't purposefully hiding it from you -- if that were the case, I would've blocked your communications from one another, which is totally within my power.

Remember that I've entrusted you with the responsibility of your wand. Don't throw it back in my face by doing something stupid.

My name is Sirius. What's yours?

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