*002* Audio

[sirius_sit_down]

[His voice is a bit...odd. It's overly cheerful, quite obviously fake.]

[Filtered to Inmates]

Do you think everything about the Barge is a test? Every last moment? Do you think it purposefully puts the most horrid, rancid, despicable things on board just to screw with you?

[Private to Severus]

Hello, Snivellus. Why is your evil arse skulking about, allowed to draw breath, when so many good people are dead?

Wichita said I would be tested. Better you than the rat. But stay away from me. I don't need one of Voldemort's minions to remind me of what he did to James and Lily and what he tried to do to Harry.

How do you live with yourself?

[Private to Wichita]

You knew Snivellus was on board and you didn't tell me. Thanks. I could have ran right into his ugly face in a corridor and then what?

[Private to Merlin]

I hear you're a wizard. Why didn't you tell me?

Comments

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Of course. You should invite everyone. Then we can give ourselves lobotomies so that we can actually enjoy being here.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

What are lobotomies?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Is that a serious question?

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Yes, I fear it is. I've never heard of them. Are they something you muggles do for fun?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

No. It's a medical procedure, now tremendously outdated, where someone cuts apart part of your brain.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Cuts apart your brain? What was that supposed to cure?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Cure is relative. Change is inevitable.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

I hope I never decide I need lobotomies to survive this place.

Are you to that point?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You'll have to avoid the medical staff, then.

No. I'm not.

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

I already have been. When I first got here, I had all sorts of people trying to get me to go to the infirmary, even though I was fine.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Was there any particular reason for that? Did they explain why?

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

My appearance, for the most part. I did look bloody awful. But that doesn't mean I need medical intervention. I needed my wand and some food and for them to bugger off.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Your wand? Really?