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[sirius_sit_down]

[His voice is a bit...odd. It's overly cheerful, quite obviously fake.]

[Filtered to Inmates]

Do you think everything about the Barge is a test? Every last moment? Do you think it purposefully puts the most horrid, rancid, despicable things on board just to screw with you?

[Private to Severus]

Hello, Snivellus. Why is your evil arse skulking about, allowed to draw breath, when so many good people are dead?

Wichita said I would be tested. Better you than the rat. But stay away from me. I don't need one of Voldemort's minions to remind me of what he did to James and Lily and what he tried to do to Harry.

How do you live with yourself?

[Private to Wichita]

You knew Snivellus was on board and you didn't tell me. Thanks. I could have ran right into his ugly face in a corridor and then what?

[Private to Merlin]

I hear you're a wizard. Why didn't you tell me?

Comments

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

[He grips his wand tightly, so tightly he's certain it will snap in half. A nice hissing sound of breath can be heard.]

How is that evil prat a Warden? Bloody fucking hell! And I'm a bloody Inmate when I haven't done a bloody thing! [He will not, will not destroy his wand, so he kicks something over instead. A loud thump can be heard.] And of course you knew! You were probably sucking him off when I arrived! You're pathetic! You couldn't be any farther up his skirt! Do you chew his food for him, too?

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

[Oh HELL no.]

I would choose my words carefully in the future, if I were you.

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Threaten me all you want. I'm not afraid of you. I never will be afraid of you. You're basically a maggot with a mouth on it. I know you think you're pretty special, and oh so clever, but I come from a world where you're a Knut a dozen.

Now run on back to Snivellus.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

Come say that to my face, dog-boy.

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Would that I could.

[Inmate Filter] - He knows what buttons to push at least

[mightymorbid]

Too busy getting your best friends killed, right?

Re: [Inmate Filter] - He knows what buttons to push at least

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Snivellus already used the friends line. Try again.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

Yes, and I'm sure he probably believes that silly story about the man-rat doing it for you.

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

I don't care what Snivellus believes. He was probably right there cheering Voldemort on as he tried to kill a baby. I never would have betrayed James. I was an idiot for thinking Peter held him in the same regard. You can't hurt me with those words any more than I've already hurt myself with them. It's only the truth. I got my best friend killed.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

Because the Barge loves to bring completely penitent people here. There's no reason to. It just wants to see how people react.

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Then why am I here? Because I couldn't be more sorry for what happened to James. If I could trade places with him, it would have been done already.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

Yeah, and that really touches my heart after being told I'm holding sexual congress with my Warden. I think you're just as capable of lying as anyone else.

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

And this after I found out you've been completely and utterly playing me. You knew all this time that Snivellus was here and you knew about me. I lost my temper.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

Of course I knew all this time that he was here. He's my Warden. How is that playing you if I don't tell you?

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

You were baiting me and asking me about my wand. You were probably piping that information straight to him. You pretended you didn't know the first thing about me, yet he's obviously told you things. I'm sure he's managed to fill in the blanks with his own prejudices, which you have greedily gulped up.

[Inmate Filter] He told Wichita not to tell him, not Mozenrath :|

[mightymorbid]

Actually he was completely for you getting your wand back. I told him not to push for it if he didn't like you so much. See, before he made a policy of it with me, all magicians on this ship were pretty much stripped of all their useful powers and he's the only one with the sense to realize we're just going to use it again once we get out of here.

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

[Wait, wut?]

If he wanted me to have my wand back [because he's not quite sure he can actually believe that], it's only because he's hoping I'll do something stupid with it. But he does have a point on the rest. [Yes, he can admit when Severus Snape has a point. Because he only has one every three thousand years or so.] It's terribly easy to behave when you're as threatening as a neutered sheep.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

Sorry, were you talking about you or him just then?

Re: [Inmate Filter]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

The last bit? I was speaking in general. For anyone with powers or magic.

[Inmate Filter]

[mightymorbid]

[Way to go right over the snark :| You butt.]

And as for hoping you'll do something stupid with it -- if you're an Inmate there's no point in hoping. It's probably assumed you will, eventually.

[Private]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

[Hey, some of us are a bit slow on the uptake coming off our rages. Especially when we haven't had emotions for a while!]

Eventually, yes. But not today.

Why did you call me dog-boy? [The plot thickens! He shouldn't know this about me!]

[Private]

[mightymorbid]

Why do you call Snape "Snivellus"?

Re: [Private]

[sirius-is-a-dog.livejournal.com]

Why must we answer questions with questions?

I have to go. Let's have another philosophical chat sometime soon, alright mate?