sirius_sit_down | *002* Audio

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[His voice is a bit...odd. It's overly cheerful, quite obviously fake.]

[Filtered to Inmates]

Do you think everything about the Barge is a test? Every last moment? Do you think it purposefully puts the most horrid, rancid, despicable things on board just to screw with you?

[Private to Severus]

Hello, Snivellus. Why is your evil arse skulking about, allowed to draw breath, when so many good people are dead?

Wichita said I would be tested. Better you than the rat. But stay away from me. I don't need one of Voldemort's minions to remind me of what he did to James and Lily and what he tried to do to Harry.

How do you live with yourself?

[Private to Wichita]

You knew Snivellus was on board and you didn't tell me. Thanks. I could have ran right into his ugly face in a corridor and then what?

[Private to Merlin]

I hear you're a wizard. Why didn't you tell me?

Threaded | Flat

Yes, I believe this to be so. My father does whatever he can to make things miserable for us.

I didn't expect such a hasty response to Harding's idiocy. Then again, that is likely more to do with the intervening years since I've had to endure your swaggering self-importance.

But where are my manners? Welcome aboard, Inmate Black. I trust you find the Barge preferable to Azkaban?

Yes... though it could be worse yet.

I have yet to run into anything truly rancid.

Yeah, I think it is. A misguided, poorly executed test.

It's all a joke. [Someone is bitter in zero.]

I didn't know the extent of your relationship with him. I've been doing research as fast as I can, but I wasn't aware that some sort of disclaimer was necessary. I wasn't purposefully hiding it from you -- if that were the case, I would've blocked your communications from one another, which is totally within my power.

Remember that I've entrusted you with the responsibility of your wand. Don't throw it back in my face by doing something stupid.

Are you referring to anything in particular?

Of course it's all a test.

I never thought of it that way. I'd believe it. There's no obvious reason for all these things to happen.

No.

Barge system causally deterministic; however, full ruleset unknown.

((ooc: lol spelling fix makes the world go round.))

Edited 2011-06-17 07:08 (UTC)

Everything is a test, in my opinion. Even off of this ship.

[Blunt and American accented, but with a drawl that just screams Slytherin:]

No. You're not that special, neither is anyone else. Whatever it is, it's just bad luck.

You...didn't ask?

All of the above, regarding the barge. Welcome to the rest of your life.

Threaded | Flat

[Inmate Filter.]

Private

Inmate filter, audio

Inmate Filter - magic peeps gotta stick together

inmate filer

[Inmates]

[Private] ASSUMING HE WAS WANDED

[Inmate Filter]